ARTICLES AND WRITINGS

These are some longer-form things I've written! Some of them are sponsored!

I USED TO BE A SOURDOUGH STARTER (Widget)

WHITE HOUSE PRIVATE PLANE SIGN-OUT SHEET (The New Yorker Daily Shouts)

​A SELECTED PATHOLOGY OF PEOPLE WHO ASK QUESTIONS AT “IN CONVERSATION WITH” EVENTS (McSweeney's Internet Tendency)

TECHNOLOGY'S MOVING TOO FAST FOR US, TOO (Comedy Central - Sponsored)

10 SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE A WITCH (Comedy Central)