ARTICLES AND WRITINGS
These are some longer-form things I've written! Some of them are sponsored!
I USED TO BE A SOURDOUGH STARTER (Widget)
WHITE HOUSE PRIVATE PLANE SIGN-OUT SHEET (The New Yorker Daily Shouts)
A SELECTED PATHOLOGY OF PEOPLE WHO ASK QUESTIONS AT “IN CONVERSATION WITH” EVENTS (McSweeney's Internet Tendency)
TECHNOLOGY'S MOVING TOO FAST FOR US, TOO (Comedy Central - Sponsored)
10 SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE A WITCH (Comedy Central)